Stop Pretending Card
£2.99
A dry-humour card with a modern, minimalist feel. Blank inside for your own message.
Delivery Info
UK
Royal Mail 48 (3-5 Working Days*) £4.99, free when you spend over £50 (Excludes Isle of Man & Channel Islands, as well as larger items & furniture, for which delivery will be calculated at checkout)
UPS – 1-2 Working Days** (Excludes Isle of Man & Channel Islands) £6.95
Isle of Man
Royal Mail 48 (4-6 Working Days*) £4.99
Channel Islands
Royal Mail 48 (4-6 Working Days*) £4.99
Returns
We hope you are happy with your purchase, but if you are not, or you have simply changed your mind, please return your unused, unopened item to us within 14 days from receipt for a refund. Please email hello@oneandevery.co.uk to let us know to expect your package. within 14 days of receipt.
5 in stock
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A card for calling things exactly as they are — with a smile.
Featuring the dry, understated phrase “Stop Pretending”, this card is perfect for birthdays, close friendships, or moments where humour and honesty go hand in hand.
Minimal and witty, it leaves just enough unsaid to make it funny, making it ideal for friends, partners or colleagues who appreciate clever, low-effort humour. Blank inside, so you can take it in any direction — funny, affectionate or sharply observant.
A modern humour card that feels confident, current and easy to give.




