I’m Not Saying You’re Old Card
£2.99
A witty birthday card with dry humour. Perfect for adults who enjoy a clever joke. Blank inside.
Delivery Info
UK
Royal Mail 48 (3-5 Working Days*) £4.99, free when you spend over £50 (Excludes Isle of Man & Channel Islands, as well as larger items & furniture, for which delivery will be calculated at checkout)
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Isle of Man
Royal Mail 48 (4-6 Working Days*) £4.99
Channel Islands
Royal Mail 48 (4-6 Working Days*) £4.99
Returns
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A birthday card that delivers humour with perfect timing.
Featuring the witty phrase “I’m Not Saying You’re Old…”, this card is ideal for birthdays where a gentle dig is part of the fun.
Dry, playful and knowingly cheeky, it’s a great choice for friends, partners or family members who appreciate a clever joke rather than over-the-top novelty. Blank inside, so you can add your own message — whether you want to keep it funny, affectionate or somewhere in between.
A reliable go-to card for birthdays where laughter is guaranteed.