May You Live a Long Life & Never Smell of Piss” – Funny Birthday Card

£2.99

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“May You Live a Long Life & Never Smell of Piss” – Funny Birthday Card

A birthday wish like no other! This hilariously blunt card is perfect for that friend or family member who appreciates a bit of edgy humour with their birthday cake. Featuring the cheeky message “May you live a long life & never smell of piss,”it’s ideal for those who aren’t afraid of growing older — just smelling older.

Whether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday or just love to laugh, this card is guaranteed to get a grin (or a gasp). Printed on high-quality cardstock with a blank inside for your own sass, sweetness, or both.

Perfect for:
– Best mates with a dark sense of humour
– Siblings who need taking down a peg
– That one uncle who still thinks he’s 25
– Anyone aging disgracefully

Make their birthday memorable… and mildly offensive.