I Give You Permission To Wake Me Up If You Get Horny, Happy Valentine’s Day Card
£3.99
This humorous Valentine’s Day card features the playful phrase “I Give You Permission To Wake Me Up If You Get Horny”. It’s a light-hearted way to celebrate love and intimacy, making it a perfect gift for your partner. The card is designed to bring a smile and spark laughter on this special occasion.
- Humorous design
- Perfect for Valentine’s Day
- Light-hearted message
- High-quality cardstock
- Blank interior for personal messages
Delivery Info
UK
Royal Mail 48 (3-5 Working Days*) £4.99, free when you spend over £50 (Excludes Isle of Man & Channel Islands, as well as larger items & furniture, for which delivery will be calculated at checkout)
UPS – 1-2 Working Days** (Excludes Isle of Man & Channel Islands) £6.95
Isle of Man
Royal Mail 48 (4-6 Working Days*) £4.99
Channel Islands
Royal Mail 48 (4-6 Working Days*) £4.99
Returns
We hope you are happy with your purchase, but if you are not, or you have simply changed your mind, please return your unused, unopened item to us within 14 days from receipt for a refund. Please email hello@oneandevery.co.uk to let us know to expect your package. within 14 days of receipt.
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- Humorous Design: A funny and lighthearted message to make your Valentine smile.
- Quality Material: Made from premium cardstock with a smooth finish for a luxurious feel.
- Perfect Size: 12cm x 18cm—plenty of space to write your own funny or romantic message inside.
- Envelope Included: Comes with a coordinating envelope for a polished presentation.
- Versatile Appeal: Ideal for partners, friends, or anyone who deserves a laugh on Valentine’s Day.
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